Accenture!!!

Nothing to say yet regarding this :)

Bachelor's Guide to Survival

Well... hmmm... i learnt the delicate art of cooking.... only 2 dishes... one is the upma dish which we all very much savour and the other is fried potato (not french fries u dumb idiots)... unlike McDs, the south indian fried potato involves a cube like potato with numerous indian flavourings ( for details c below) that can be used as a supplement to our other dishes such as sambar and rasam chadam (yet to kearn dat)...

upma... my god.... the intricacies involved... well to be honest... my first time was not at all much of a success... it was too spicy... and my inflamed gums... the matter was all the more worse for me.... ended up addin everythin to the upma... haha... idli.. bread... i call it idli-bread-upma.... i mean.. wat else could i call it?? anywayz... check out the recipe for fried potato below... it might be useful for u..

Fried Potato

Ingredients:

1. 2 potatoes
2. half a spoon salt
3. some mustard seeds
4. some oil
5. chilli powder

Steps:

• boil the potato... cut the potato... into the cubes which i was talkin abt... add the salt... the chilli powder also...
• add the oil to the vessel... then the mustard seeds.... then add the wonderful concoction from the prev step....
• do the stirring... after a while u should get a sexy brown tinge...
• then... voila... u have your delicacy readi to be served....

Idli-bread-upma

I realli would love to share this with u as well but do try and understand... it is veri veri long and if i do type it it would defeat the veri purpose of me creating this blog (which was to curb my boredom) altho the end result is simply amazing...

PS. I will add a video in order to compensate for the fact dat i was not able to add my idli-bread-upma recipe... SOON...

Routine

My everyday routine for the past few days is to merely get up at whatever godforsaken time that i please, water my urinal, fertilise it, watch my computer screen till my eyes are bloodshot, making my tyre grow all the more bigger, and and and... dats it.. its crap... i know... but wat to do.... the problem is dat no one's givin me anythin interesting to do... and my dear 'WoW' has disappeared somewhere over the horizon...

worst part abt my current life... the bloody mouth ulcers.... popped up on the worst place possible... the damn tongue... kills me everyday as it breaks down my ambition of growing fatter and fatter...... wont lemme eat a damn thing.... am forced to survive on curd only (truthfully speaking i don't mind this as it is extremely delicious in this part of the world)... anywayz... will return next when i have more enlightening thoughts...

would like to tell everyone never ever to listen to wat MK has to say as he led his friends to believe dat a veri shit-filled video was a supposed porn flick

First posting

Hmmm.. First up... Hafta say dat i was realli gettin bored and also not to forget jealous with the fact dat lotsa plpe were havin blogs and not me... So decided to have a blog as well... Hopefully will return tomorrow as well.... Btw... Am gettin painfully bored in dubai....